overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cameranerd]

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

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bellegold:

emma + referring to snow as her mother

officialunitedstates:

me:  purposely spells a word really wrong to test spell-checks capabilities, integrity, and strength of spirit

inspirationalhetalia:

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mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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